don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
