; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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