i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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