Non-Jews are for practice
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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