Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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