you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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