How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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