Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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