there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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