You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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