Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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