why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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