Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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