i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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