i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
