She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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