Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
