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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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