we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he puts the penis in happiness.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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