my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
porn star boner night. come get it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
