Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
