how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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