I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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