Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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