your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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