The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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