i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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