Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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