he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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