Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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