This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Randomize
