Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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