It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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