Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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