I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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