1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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