and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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