Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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