My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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