How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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