I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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