You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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