i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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