rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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