Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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