We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
