No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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