So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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