Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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