Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
