You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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