Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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