Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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