I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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