Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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