you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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