And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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