is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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